Hey everyone I am Cody, an American expat and software developer. I've called Colombia home since October 2020. I am a permanent resident and have resided in La Sabana (mostly Chia) while living here. I was married to a colombiana; however now it's just me and my dog Max...
Pre-move research mode. I'm Houston-based, planning the M-pensionado route. I've heard the Houston consulate is fast but I want first-hand from someone who's been through it in the last year. Timeline, document gotchas, anything you'd do differently?
Toured 4 spots — ranked by how I actually use them. Names lightly anonymised; DM for specifics.
I've been in El Poblado 3 months and I'm planning my move. Spent the last 4 weeks walking around Laureles and Envigado and here's my real take:El Poblado: amenities are amazing, English everywhere, you'll never feel "in Colombia" exactly — feels like an expat island. Pricey....
Traditional Bogotá chicken-potato soup with three potato types. My grandmother made this every Sunday and now I make it for my staff once a month.
2 weeks in. Pre-tax breakdown of week 1-2 actuals:Furnished 1BR El Poblado: $850/moGroceries (cooking 5-6 nights): $90 so far → est $180/moEating out (10x in 2 weeks): $130 → est $260/moCoworking day passes: $40Transportation (Uber + Metro): $35Phone (Claro plan):...
After three years of visa renewals, I finally went through the full cédula extranjería process and got it on the first appointment. Key was having all documents apostilled fresh (within 6 months), bringing physical copies of everything (not phone scans), and arriving 30...
As an attorney I set these up regularly for foreign-owned small businesses. Top questions I get:Can a foreigner own 100%? Yes.Do I need a Colombian partner? No.What does it cost? ~$1,500 USD all-in for incorporation, opening accounts, RUT.Timeline? 2-3 weeks if you have...
Did Guatapé last Saturday. Recommendations:Leave Medellín by 7am. The Peñol traffic is brutal after 9.Climb the Peñol first, before town. 740 steps. Worth it. Do it before you eat lunch.Take a boat on the lake. $15-20 USD for an hour. Captains will tell you stories. Bring...
Kidney stone, 2am, taxi to Fundación Santa Fe in Bogotá. Three things I want US people to know:Walk-in to private hospital ER is fine. They take cash, card, or international insurance.CT scan happened within 90 minutes of arrival. In Seattle I would have waited 4-6...
Looking for a Usaquén café with: real wifi, outlets at most tables, low music, not crowded between 9-1, and won't pressure me to leave. Bonus for good coffee (table stakes here so not too worried).
3 attempts. 3rd worked. What helped:Bringing my cédula extranjería AND my passport (they ask for both).Going to a branch in El Poblado that's used to foreigners, NOT a random branch downtown.Going Tuesday morning, NOT Friday afternoon.Having a Colombian phone number already...
Hot take from a recent finca-buyer: Filandia. Smaller. Less touristy. Still has the colorful balcony charm. Better food in town. Salento is gorgeous but it's basically Cocora Valley's overflow parking lot at this point.Both worth a visit. If you have to pick one for a...
I work fully remote and I've been measuring my home internet every workday for a year. Movistar fiber in Chapinero: median 380 Mbps down, 220 up, 99.4% uptime over the year. Two outages over an hour. One outage over four hours.Friend in Suba: ETB fiber, similar speeds, more...
Took two weekend day trips this month:Suesca — climbing town, 90 minutes north. Sandstone cliffs, great hiking, small mountain town energy. Get there before 9am to avoid the crowds.Guatavita — colonial replica town near the actual El Dorado lagoon. About 2 hours. Easy hike to...
Landlords here often ask for a Colombian codeudor (cosigner). As a foreigner, you usually don't have one. What worked for me in Chapinero: paying 4 months upfront in exchange for waiving codeudor. Some landlords also accept a póliza de arrendamiento (rental insurance, costs...
For my fellow Anglos who need their peanut butter and "real" cheese sometimes:Carulla — the most "international" grocery; reliable for most imported brandsPomona — premium and slightly cheaper than expat-CarullaOlímpica/Surtimax — Colombian-mainstream but they have a...
Barranquilla is a Caribbean city, but it is not a beach resort.It is more business-oriented, family-centered, social, hot, practical, and river-connected than many newcomers expect. The Gran Malecón along the Magdalena River is one of the city’s most important public spaces,...
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